yay! i had the best day. but only because i ordered out orange chicken and because i got the best fortune ever. and since i collect the little fuckers it made me happy :)

¢À umm that didn't work too well. well anyway, it said

FORTUNE COOKIE SAY: DON'T LOOK BACK, ALWAYS LOOK AHEAD. 01, 11, 36, 39, 40, 51.

alright you guys. this is amazing. i found this site of this photographer, and you type in your name, or a word, in the search thing, and it gives you a photo that "matches". so i did all of your names. this is sooo. cool.

ELENA

KATIE

ADDI/ADDISON

NINA

JENNA

BRIGITTE

GLENNA

isnt it weird how the pictures totally match the person? but especially addi's. whooooa. and mine kinda signifies i do drugs...or i died or something.

you guys are so mean to me. COMMENT NOW! it makes me sad when it says "add comments" and not "3 comments-add comments" or something. i'm crying now...now i'm bawling...now i'm in hysterics. ahahbda,jdsyrle hfc.s d  LIDFHPWO48Y5R '/DM`!!!!!!!!!

look what you've done to me.

hey y'all! finals are ovah, i have a 3 day weekend, and no homework. who wants to come over and get drunk?!

yeah, you wish. i prefer getting getting shitfaced solo. haha kt!

2 minutes...1 minute...ugh thank god. these nasty-ass whitestrips are so gross and i hate having them on. they better turn these shitty teeth of mine at least some slightly off white color. like a cream. or a coconut. or a lovely off-white eggshell. oh my god, i should be one of those people who names paints for home depot.

"can i have some brown paint?"

"brown? no. this is fresh earth."

"can i have some blue paint?"

"robin's egg? yes."

"do you have any yellow paint?"

"yellow? no. morning sunshine? yes."

and i would love it. uggggh. i hate my teeth.

NEVER EVER EVER LET ME HEAR THESE WORDS LEAVE YOUR MOUTH EVER:

1. moist

2. plump

3. flesh

4. firm

and i know it's very easy to put those all in one sentence so don't even think about it, mr.